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This… Only Top Gear fans will understand why this is cool..
“I see Kaylee’s here.”
“Yeah, crying Cinderella tears. You should have seen her when I told he she could have that layer cake she’s wearing.”
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Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
omg
Tony trains his friends like pets
that’s half incredibly hilarious and half sad
I do this.
I only share my Cheetos if I like you that day.
XD
He has been taking tips from Sheldon Cooper obviously.
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Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
#i want an entire film of this #just thor destroying things and not understanding midgard culture
He and Steve need a wacky sitcom that is just about them learning to understand the world.
I would watch this sitcom and thoroughly enjoy every minute of it.